The Democratic Republic of The finlands heavy dictators is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Theodore Roosevelt with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.194 billion finlands heavy dictatorsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oulu. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient finlands heavy dictatorsian economy, worth 780 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,225 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The finlands heavy dictators's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ateistic.

The finlands heavy dictators is ranked 13,174^th in the world and 282^nd in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 142.96 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.