The Socialist Federal Republic of Rorlenland is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Federal Revolutionary Council with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 15.17 billion Rorlenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herzelheim. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Rorlenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,875 trillion Rorlenian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 189,553 Rorlenian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and structures are raised on promises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rorlenland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Rorlenland is ranked 2,209^th in the world and 43^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 98.45 Effective Tax Rate.