The Democrat Socialist Republic of Marxist Land of Peoples is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.025 billion Marxists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marx. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient a Marxist economy, worth a remarkable 1,196 trillion Stars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 170,379 Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by The People, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and a degree in The People Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime is totally unknown. Marxist Land of Peoples's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Marxist Land of Peoples is ranked 3,158^th in the world and 67^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,405.93 on the Clooney Contribution Index.