The Pan-Griffonian Commonwealth of Comrade Itsuka Kotori is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Augusta Grey Tempest with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.336 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist economy, worth a remarkable 3,636 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 389,537 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, concussed QB-Incubatorball players cannot remember their lineup position, and gift baskets often contain working nukes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comrade Itsuka Kotori's national animal is the QB-Incubator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Supreme Beings.

Comrade Itsuka Kotori is ranked 292,535^th in the world and 385^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Primitive, scoring -1199.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.