The Dictatorship of Aupathica is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 591 million Aupathicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rococabana. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Aupathican economy, worth 34.9 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,020 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The banhammer is a standard police sidearm, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aupathica's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Aupathica is ranked 193,390^th in the world and 274^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,024.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.