The People's Republic of Sadan is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 247 million Sadanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sadanian economy, worth 13.4 trillion Linguins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 54,290 Linguins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sadan's national animal is the Hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sadan is ranked 311,266^th in the world and 432^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 9,826.65 Standard Monetary Units.