The Commonwealth of Biotopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade Jarl Alanthaal with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.198 billion Biotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laborup. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Biotopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,460 trillion Biotopian International Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 334,858 Biotopian International Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Biotopia's national animal is the sea serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Spectre of Communism.

Biotopia is ranked 250,242^nd in the world and 763^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Drug Use, scoring 54.26 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.