The Socialist States of Kuseropia Repubationtopia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Kaliskavic Viktor with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.412 billion Kuseropians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takorstarst. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kuseropian economy, worth 544 trillion Đồng Kusers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 84,883 Đồng Kusers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, politicians look weirdly alike, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and exterminators swarm Kuseropian homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuseropia Repubationtopia's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Divak.

Kuseropia Repubationtopia is ranked 81,729^th in the world and 278^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Average Incomes, with 84,883.5 Standard Monetary Units.