The Pink holy Christmas of Puff Mains is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.368 billion Mains are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse revolutionary economy, worth 141 trillion candy cane gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,445 candy cane gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of judges has tripled in recent months, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and pizzerias often get delivery orders for Saturn and alien first-born are considered a delicacy (Puff Mains has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puff Mains's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Puff Mains is ranked 12,228^th in the world and 195^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,753.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.