The People's State of Jackuul is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Unknown Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.492 billion JSD Citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syndical District of Bob. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient JSDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,262 trillion JSDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,120 JSDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, the real art was the AI friends we made along the way, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and the government is plagued with uncertainty. Crime is totally unknown. Jackuul's national animal is the jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is useless.

Jackuul is ranked 331,212^th in the world and 839^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -14.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.