The People's Republic of Goitacaba is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 320 million Goitacabans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kakaratape. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Goitacaban economy, worth 15.8 trillion guarás a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 49,386 guarás, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, Goitacabans submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goitacaba's national animal is the crested caracara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goitacaba is ranked 278,812^th in the world and 585^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.