The Peoples Republic of Sodorstan is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xi with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 9.763 billion Sodorstanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sodorabad. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sodorstani economy, worth a remarkable 1,678 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 171,920 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, nine out of ten citizens of Sodorstan answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, and Xi has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sodorstan's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sodorstan is ranked 9,305^th in the world and 129^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 7,251.83 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.