The Federation of Perlias is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Maks Vitzkal with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.97 billion Perliasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rona. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Perliasian economy, worth 110 trillion Kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,178 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perlias's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Perlias is ranked 42,345^th in the world and 399^th in Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 713.58 on the Clooney Contribution Index.