The Cozy Loft of Keskea is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Columbidae Regina with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.458 billion pigeons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nidum. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse pigeon economy, worth 135 trillion droppings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 92,688 droppings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keskea's national animal is the earthworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Keskea is ranked 2,470^th in the world and 27^th in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,776.79 on the Clooney Contribution Index.