The Eco-Socialist Republic of Sylh Alanor is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Radhmael Silvehn with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.911 billion elves are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arlathan. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The all-consuming Alanori economy, worth 353 trillion planets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,363 planets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, and there's never enough space in space. Crime is totally unknown. Sylh Alanor's national animal is the halla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Zyqxuwy.

Sylh Alanor is ranked 26,268^th in the world and 8^th in Refugia for Nudest, with 213.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.