The Ultimate DJ Remix of Tiralta is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Cat with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.906 billion Tiraltans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chacapoya. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiraltan economy, worth a remarkable 1,536 trillion stars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 172,469 stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, it's best not to ask what goes into Chacapoya Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiralta's national animal is the Greater Phoenix Cat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Big Tesco.

Tiralta is ranked 331,842^nd in the world and 227^th in Refugia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -28.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.