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Governor: The Dream of Toney River

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Dream of Toney River

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Most Rebellious Youth: 222nd Largest Publishing Industry: 310th Largest Black Market: 325th+29
Nudest: 443rd Most Cultured: 525th Highest Economic Output: 558th Smartest Citizens: 631st Most Beautiful Environments: 695th Most Compassionate Citizens: 736th Most Nations: 783rd Most Accessible: 800th Most Influential: 828th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 991st Largest Governments: 1,025th Highest Food Quality: 1,030th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,086th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,101st Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,138th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,145th Nicest Citizens: 1,157th Most Inclusive: 1,273rd Most Pacifist: 1,368th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,410th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,502nd Most Secular: 1,589th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,985th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,496th Most Stationary: 2,791st Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,802nd Largest Populations: 2,977th Highest Average Incomes: 3,102nd Lowest Crime Rates: 3,333rd
World Factbook Entry

In this dreamed region of the Maritimes people come from far and wide.

Founded: 22 January 2007, Région fondée le 22 janvier 2007

Dans cette région rêvée, les gens viennent d'un peu partout.

Featured region 10 August 2013, 6 December 2013, 2 July 2020, 13 April 2021

La région en vedette de la journée, le 10 août 2013, le 6 décembre 2013, le 2 juillet 2020 et le 13 avril 2021

Nous parlons librement ici, mais on fait attention à nos manières et ne nous adonnons pas au racisme, à la misogynie ou à l'homophobie. Merci.

We speak freely here, but we mind our manners and don't indulge in racism, misogyny or homophobia. Thanks.



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    FactbookLegislation by Toney River . 43 reads.

Embassies: Nudist Dreamland, Philosophy 115, Eladen, Universal Dream Network, Gay Equality, Haiku, The Greatest Freak Show on Earth, The Bar on the corner of every region, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Lothlorien, New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island, Newfoundland and Labrador, Nova Scotia, New York, Florida, and 24 others.Philosophers, The Empires And Republics Of Power, Allied Independent and Sovereign States, The First French Empire, Lewisham, Raxulan Empire, Regionless, Australia, Guinea Kiribati, Fredonia, Imperiorum Regni, The Embassy 1, The Embassy 3, Hollow Point, Pecan Sandies, The Akua Isles, Land of Europa, The Embassy, The Great Universe, Trashland, THE SUPER POWERS, Aceon, Halifax, and Der Leibwache.

Tags: Featured, Independent, Issues Player, and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Maritimes contains 27 nations, the 783rd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Average Incomes in The Maritimes

The World Census carefully compared the average spending power of citizens in each nation.

As a region, The Maritimes is ranked 3,102nd in the world for Highest Average Incomes.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Yugoslav Federative Republic of HrstrovokiaCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Права хришћанска земља”
2.The Dazzling Reflection of Blue NarcissusInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“демократія”
3.The Dream of Toney RiverLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Pictou County is the centre of the universe.”
4.The Water Horses of Each UisgeIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Perpare for the ride of you life!”
5.The Glorious Yesterday of Bedford Central SchoolLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Gone but not forgotten.”
6.The Wide Sea of TheMaritimesLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“Ambassador from the Maritimes”
7.The Kingdom of Nouvelle-AcadieLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“L'Union fait la force.”
8.The Childhood Memory of Chocolate LakeLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“Peace”
9.The Joy Forever of Rocky Mountain RangerLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Forever”
10.The Snake Nest of The LamiaNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“The Power and the Glory!”
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Regional Happenings

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The Maritimes Regional Message Board

Average Income of Poor

1. Toney River top 2%
2. Blue Narcissus top 2%
3. Bedford Central School top 2%

Middle: Boyist Mexico top 11%

Last: CFCY bottom 1%

World first: Despoticania The Alliance of Dictators
Gay Equality Midshire top 0.2%
Nudist Dreamland Yannia top 0.4%

The children of River Rats are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.

In Centre Street, aeroplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.

In Typria, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.

Are we never to have another WA Delegate? We always had World Assembly members until a few months ago. I know some are puppets here but more are just people who have their WA nation in another region.

I just checked. We haven’t had a delegate for 158 days. That’s just over five months.

The World Census Report has arrived anew at 07:00 every morning (Canary Islands time - where I live) for many years now, like clockwork. In the past week this has changed to so late in the day that it is becoming inconvenient for me. The Maritimes, with Kalix, initiated this kind of Daily Report within NationStates back in the mists of time, so I understand the historical importance, but does it still provide a useful service?

Culture

1. Kalix top 0.2%
2. Toney River top 0.5%
3. TheMaritimes top 0.6%

Middle: Each Uisge top 3%

Last: Hrstrovokia bottom 0%

World first: Half-Milers Wysteria
Nudist Dreamland Yannia top 0.004% (12th in world)
Gay Equality Midshire top 0.2%

In Rocky Mountain Ranger, wandering citizens are known for their one-track minds.

In Typria, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.

Citizens of Centre Street teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am'.

Chayofa wrote:Culture

1. Kalix top 0.2%
2. Toney River top 0.5%
3. TheMaritimes top 0.6%

Middle: Each Uisge top 3%

We are cultured !!!

Insurance

1. Hrstrovokia top 0.08%
2. Blue Narcissus top 0.09%
3. Charlottetown Islanders top 21%

Middle: Each Uisge bottom 28%

Last: Kalix bottom 0%

World first: Los Santos Nintendo
Gay Equality Midshire top 0.08%
Nudist Dreamland The Choir Boy top 0.08%

In Centre Street, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Centre Streetian politicians.

In Typria, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.

If someone says there's plenty of living space in TheMaritimes they're lyin'.

Gambling

1. Blue Narcissus top 0.07%
2. Tower Road top 2%
3. Each Uisge top 15%

Middle: Boyist Mexico bottom 25%

Last: Kalix bottom 0%

World first: The Stalker Hell
Nudist Dreamland The Choir Boy top 0.2%
Gay Equality The leader top 9%

In Nouvelle-Acadie, there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices.

In TheMaritimes, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.

In Centre Street, Air Centre Street is rumoured to receive more government funding than the Centre Streetian Air Force.

In Typria, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.

Autumnal equinox is tomorrow.

Eco-Friendliness

1. Kalix top 0.5%
2. Nouvelle-Acadie top 0.6%
3. Toney River top 0.6%

Middle: Each Uisge top 8%

Last: Blue Narcissus bottom 0%

World first: Turulorszag Osiris
Nudist Dreamland The Nude Beach top 0.02% (62nd in world)
Gay Equality Pueros top 0.2%

In TheMaritimes, making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work.

In Centre Street, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.

In Typria, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.

Average Income

1. Hrstrovokia top 0.02% (32nd in world)
2. Blue Narcissus top 0.6%
3. Toney River top 5%

Middle: Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena top 16%

Last: River Rats bottom 2%

World first: The Dark System The Axis of Evil
Gay Equality Midshire top 0.2%
Nudist Dreamland Oktotheio top 0.3%

In Typria, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.

In Boycott the USA, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.

In 1943, there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices.

In Centre Street, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation.

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