The Holy Queendom of Oktotheio is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Our Lady Sulfur Sapphira Frasch with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 16.283 billion Oktotheioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapphire City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oktotheioan economy, worth a remarkable 7,766 trillion Gold Hearts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 476,971 Gold Hearts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime is totally unknown. Oktotheio's national animal is the Collared Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oktotheism.

Oktotheio is ranked 309,139^th in the world and 61^st in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -42.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.