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Most Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 31st
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Los Santos

Population35.034 billion

CapitalSmall Village
LeaderSam
FaithToastology

CurrencyPlanet Sized Wine Gum
AnimalBatman

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.034 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 21,670 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 618,557 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,191,373 per year while the poor average 65,309, a ratio of 48.9 to 1.

One complaint of Los Santos's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, vehicular homicide by Los Santosian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, and explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 209,807th in the world and 7th in Nintendo for Safest, scoring 1.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 31stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 46thHighest Economic Output: 56thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 58thLowest Crime Rates: 58thHighest Disposable Incomes: 62ndHighest Average Incomes: 123rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 187thMost Stationary: 188thMost Efficient Economies: 199thMost Avoided: 272ndMost Secular: 274thLargest Gambling Industry: 321stSmartest Citizens: 442ndLargest Governments: 458thMost Scientifically Advanced: 495thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 539thLargest Black Market: 696thLargest Publishing Industry: 763rdLargest Populations: 848thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,011thRudest Citizens: 1,055thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,158thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,510thFattest Citizens: 1,521stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,642ndMost Developed: 1,729thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,518thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,566thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,602ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,713thMost Influential: 4,964thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,043rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,593rdTop
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Most Conservative: 14,498thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,436thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,473rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,534th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and Emirates of Futurnia.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, vehicular homicide by Los Santosian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities.
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, one complaint of Los Santos's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, mostly women are seen and not heard.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.

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