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Most Corrupt Governments: 8th Largest Insurance Industry: 12th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th
The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Mata ai ni kurukarane
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Superpower
Founder / WA Delegate
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Los Santos

Population33.711 billion

CapitalSmall Village
LeaderSam
FaithToastology

CurrencyPlanet Sized Wine Gum
AnimalBatman

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 33.711 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 20,752 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 615,613 Planet Sized Wine Gums, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, many believe that Sam's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 169,009th in the world and 8th in Nintendo for Most Pacifist, with 1.77 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29thLargest Mining Sector: 30thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 56thHighest Economic Output: 57thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60thLowest Crime Rates: 69thHighest Average Incomes: 111thMost Stationary: 194thMost Efficient Economies: 229thMost Avoided: 273rdLargest Gambling Industry: 312thHighest Poor Incomes: 441stLargest Black Market: 461stSmartest Citizens: 471stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 489thLargest Governments: 527thLargest Publishing Industry: 750thLargest Populations: 864thLargest Information Technology Sector: 957thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,125thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,130thMost Developed: 1,388thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,422ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,503rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,670thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,861stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,894thMost Secular: 1,982ndRudest Citizens: 2,350thFattest Citizens: 3,472ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,869thMost Influential: 4,380thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,862ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,775thLargest Retail Industry: 7,941stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 9,879thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,618th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
  • : Los Santos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 5% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Aurelia".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, many believe that Sam's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Los Santosians into bankruptcy.

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