The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 44.329 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 44,998 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,015,094 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,406,847 per year while the poor average 224,454, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Small Village. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 300,756^th in the world and 6^th in Nintendo for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 5.08 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.