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Turulorszag

Population13.918 billion

CapitalSárkány Vár
LeaderHRH Kende Friedrich Jünger Hunyadi
FaithPan-Turkic Shamanism

CurrencyBanana
AnimalGolden Stag

The Waldgängers of Turulorszag is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HRH Kende Friedrich Jünger Hunyadi with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.918 billion Turulyars are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Environment, with Welfare and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sárkány Vár. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The strong Turulorszagian economy, worth a remarkable 2,031 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 145,972 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turulorszag's national animal is the Golden Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pan-Turkic Shamanism.

Turulorszag is ranked 2,580th in the world and 107th in Osiris for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 64.81 Whatever.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,580thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,596thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,801stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,985thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,921stMost Stationary: 6,329thLargest Governments: 7,442ndHighest Economic Output: 8,141stHealthiest Citizens: 11,646thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,076thTop
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Most Influential: 12,323rdMost Cultured: 14,048thHighest Average Incomes: 15,140thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,979thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,752ndLargest Populations: 19,061stRudest Citizens: 22,774thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,712th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 73rd in the regionMost Stationary: 76th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 107th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 173rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Influential: 209th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 300th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 346th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 347th in the regionLargest Governments: 380th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 467th in the regionRudest Citizens: 519th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 611th in the regionNudest: 619th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 650th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 764th in the regionMost Cultured: 773rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 781st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turulorszag was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Turulorszag was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Turulorszag was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, Sárkány Vár's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.

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