Population | 33.808 billion |
Capital | Belgrade |
Leader | President Radovan Gojković |
Currency | Dinar |
Animal | Reconstituted Chicken |
The Yugoslav Federative Republic of Hrstrovokia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Radovan Gojković with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.808 billion Yugoslavians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Hrstrovokian economy, worth an astonishing 28,214 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 834,542 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,390,539 per year while the poor average 136,553, a ratio of 24.8 to 1.
The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, the might of the entire Hrstrovokian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hrstrovokia's national animal is the Reconstituted Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Hrstrovokia is ranked 39,100th in the world and 21st in The Maritimes for Most Stationary, with 1,161.2462706908 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the might of the entire Hrstrovokian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
- : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
- : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.
- : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
- : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
- : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
- : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
- : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, Yugoslavians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.