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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Black Market: 22ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th
The Yugoslav Federative Republic of
Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone
Права хришћанска земља
Influence
Handshaker
Vice-Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Hrstrovokia

Population33.808 billion

CapitalBelgrade
LeaderPresident Radovan Gojković

CurrencyDinar
AnimalReconstituted Chicken

The Yugoslav Federative Republic of Hrstrovokia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Radovan Gojković with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.808 billion Yugoslavians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrstrovokian economy, worth an astonishing 28,214 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 834,542 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,390,539 per year while the poor average 136,553, a ratio of 24.8 to 1.

The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, the might of the entire Hrstrovokian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hrstrovokia's national animal is the Reconstituted Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hrstrovokia is ranked 39,100th in the world and 21st in The Maritimes for Most Stationary, with 1,161.2462706908 days.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Black Market: 22ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24thMost Patriotic: 26thHighest Average Incomes: 46thHighest Economic Output: 49thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 55thLargest Mining Sector: 76thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 111thMost Corrupt Governments: 119thLowest Crime Rates: 157thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 163rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 184thLargest Governments: 192ndMost Armed: 264thMost Secular: 267thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 315thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 342ndLargest Insurance Industry: 344thMost Efficient Economies: 363rdMost Subsidized Industry: 382ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 410thLargest Agricultural Sector: 468thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 534thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 534thLargest Retail Industry: 541stHighest Average Tax Rates: 643rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 685thMost Advanced Public Transport: 886thSmartest Citizens: 905thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,026thRudest Citizens: 1,257thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,800thFattest Citizens: 1,904thMost Developed: 2,870thLargest Populations: 2,955thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,858thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,185thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,645thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,091stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,195thMost Conservative: 11,808thMost Influential: 14,868th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the might of the entire Hrstrovokian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, Yugoslavians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.

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