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Largest Gambling Industry: 1stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th
The Mad King of Hell of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.
The Mad King of Hell
Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Lucifer
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Stalker

Population19.441 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderThe Mad King of Hell
FaithDiscordianism

CurrencySoul
AnimalWhite Rabbit

The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Mad King of Hell with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.441 billion Damned Souls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Damned to Hell economy, worth an astonishing 14,391 trillion Souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is a breathtaking 740,285 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Stalker's national animal is the White Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

The Stalker is ranked 243,765th in the world and 59th in Hell for Most Secular, with 0.12 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8thMost Devout: 11thMost Primitive: 17thMost Subsidized Industry: 31stLargest Black Market: 37thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 39thMost Armed: 39thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 50thHighest Crime Rates: 62ndHighest Average Incomes: 63rdMost Corrupt Governments: 65thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65thHighest Poor Incomes: 67thFattest Citizens: 70thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 74thMost Efficient Economies: 99thMost Beautiful Environments: 100thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 144thMost Valuable International Artwork: 155thLargest Agricultural Sector: 179thLargest Insurance Industry: 193rdHighest Economic Output: 195thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 206thLargest Retail Industry: 249thLargest Governments: 306thRudest Citizens: 346thBest Weather: 390thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,290thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,553rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,997thMost Influential: 2,198thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,273rdTop
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Largest Populations: 8,139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,460thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 22,173rd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
  • : The Stalker lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : The Stalker approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
  • : The Stalker lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : The Stalker lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : The Stalker lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Scardino".
  • : The Stalker approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn Scardino".

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