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WA Delegate (non-executive): The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia (elected )

Founder: The Telegrams need to go to RO's of New Jermany

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Highest Crime Rates: 315th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 319th Most Nations: 339th+19
Rudest Citizens: 420th Fattest Citizens: 672nd Most Armed: 692nd Most Valuable International Artwork: 704th Most Rebellious Youth: 747th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 973rd Most Avoided: 1,019th Nudest: 1,306th Largest Retail Industry: 1,352nd Largest Black Market: 1,355th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,373rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,566th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,638th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,855th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,085th Most Devout: 2,102nd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,363rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,379th Most Cultured: 2,413th
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Welcome to the inter-dimensional bar on the corner of your region! Where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, mutate into an unholy life form, dine on raw brains and SPAM™, get kicked into an alternate dimension, become our next meal, and have a good time all around!

Or you could just enjoy a glass of wine and go to bed early.

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The embassy with Noneuropean Union is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

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Tags: Casual, Fantasy Tech, Featured, Future Tech, Independent, LGBT, Large, Magical, Multi-Species, Neutral, Role Player, Silly, and 3 others.Snarky, Social, and Surreal.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 64 nations, the 339th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Armed in The Bar on the corner of every region

World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 692nd in the world for Most Armed.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsCapitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians“The car won't start!”
2.The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of FeorasAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”
3.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Now playing!”
4.The Aaaaaaargh of HrrrrrrrgAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Ayo, we made it!”
5.The Super-Cool Grand Poobahnate of YootoepeeuhCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Voolay-voo lays bonetemps roolay!”
6.The Vermin Guild of RatfinkAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“From your first cigarette / To your last dyin' day”
7.The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-MonroeAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”
8.The Abstract Influencer of Jehovahs WitnessFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Modernizing supernatural and multidimensional concepts.”
9.The Absolute Fascistic Monarchy of PtolemaiciaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Blood for the old Gods, Water for the New King”
10.The Deranged Anarchist Chef of Tercania IslandsLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“Eat the rich!”
1234. . .67»

Regional Happenings


The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board

The Democratic Legion wrote:Pass me a beer, bartender.

Sorry, I don't make passes at beers. But here's a bourbon for you--jut because.

Brocklandia wrote:Limericks about things that make Zanes have kittens. Awfully specific, but okay. Got it.

"There once was a worker named Zanes
Who birthed kittens whenever it rains ..."

Don't hit me, please.

Well, it definitely made me laugh. If you finish it this, it looks like a strong contender for third place.

Zany Zanes wrote:Well, it definitely made me laugh. If you finish it this, it looks like a strong contender for third place.

I'm afraid that if I do, you'll fill an HR action against me.

Brocklandia wrote:The joy of throwing maple syrup is it doesn't need to be cleaned up. It sticks to the ceiling, and no one looks up, so just ignore it. Ignore it, I say!

*Maple syrup containing an obscene amount of confetti drips onto your head as you walk by*
Ignore it, eh.

New poll up! Make sure to give us your opinions!

Loli County wrote:New poll up! Make sure to give us your opinions!

New message suppressed! Make sure you buy a drink before you give us your poll links!

It's in the Factbook announcement at the top of the page: 🍻 Visitors must buy a drink before posting a poll or announcement. 🥂

Brocklandia wrote:New message suppressed! Make sure you buy a drink before you give us your poll links!

It's in the Factbook announcement at the top of the page: 🍻 Visitors must buy a drink before posting a poll or announcement. 🥂

Hmm, how about a Clorox!

Loli County wrote:Hmm, how about a Clorox!

Good choice. Has a nice burn, and it's less toxic than ... well, a good percentage of our menu. Plus it's an internationally recognized brand name, so we can claim our endorsement fee. Here you go, one glass of CloroxTM, and a straw.

Message unsuppressed.

*sleeps on ceiling*
*falls on a mattress*

East Lodge wrote:*sleeps on ceiling*
*falls on a mattress*

What?--Like this is supposed to make life difficult for the cockroaches that want to run across your face while you're sleeping?

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