The Water Horses of Each Uisge is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tinker with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.992 billion Each Uisgeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loch Lomond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Each Uisgean economy, worth a remarkable 5,679 trillion morsels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,150 morsels, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

It's a jungle out there, gay couples who hold hands are forced into unbreakable bonds, tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking, and political debates are all but a distant memory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Each Uisge's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mythological.

Each Uisge is ranked 236,105^th in the world and 13^th in The Maritimes for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.