
| Population | 1.564 billion |
| Capital | Nilana |
| Leader | Mazinski Minei |
| Currency | maipa |
| Animal | alligator snapping turtle |
The Nation of Typria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mazinski Minei with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.564 billion Typrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nilana. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.
The powerhouse Typrian economy, worth 134 trillion maipas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 85,993 maipas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Mazinski Minei's political rallies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Typria's national animal is the alligator snapping turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Typria is ranked 47,075th in the world and 16th in The Maritimes for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 68.8 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Typria, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Mazinski Minei's political rallies.
- : Following new legislation in
Typria, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Typria, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Following new legislation in
Typria, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo.
- : Following new legislation in
Typria, the aims of top-secret Typrian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman.
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Typria, convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics.
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Typria, the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing.
- : Following new legislation in
Typria, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Typrian politicians.
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Typria, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos.
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Typria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.































