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The Memorial Nation of of NewTexas
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Regional Power: Very High
Texas contains 62 nations, the 438th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Texas
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Texas is ranked 3,275th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 2. | The Memorial Nation of of NewTexas | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 4. |  The Natural Order of Itzoma | Moralistic Autocracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “You talkin to the wrong mf'ers if propriety is involved” | |
| 5. |  The Borderlands of Outer Texia | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “By The People For The People” | |
| 6. |  The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil Field | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Black Gold, Texas Tea” | |
| 7. |  The Utopia of The Mucha Solution | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Everyone Just Listen To Me.” | |
| 8. |  The Confederacy of Cotton Hill Land | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “I had my shins blown off in WW2!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of ITBToo | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Out run this” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of South Caredddd | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “I need my morning covfefe” |
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Regional Happenings
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The Most Serene Republic of Kodiaks Colony arrived from Osiris.
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The Republic of Kriezcrieg of the region The Nuclear Republic of Death proposed constructing embassies.
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The Free Land of De Proudhon departed this region for Kaira.
- : The Free Land of De Proudhon arrived from The East Pacific.
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The Borderlands of The Free Haven of the region Unbound proposed constructing embassies.
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The Republic of West something idk of the region Is this the longest region name on natio proposed constructing embassies.
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The Federal Republic of Southeast Texas ceased to exist.
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The Jingoistic States of Guadalopoltec departed this region for Psychotic Dictatorships.
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Nice of the Cowboys to give Tampa their first win of the season
The NS/ OBI Mega Fun Poll (Tm) IS BACK!!!! >:)
• Favorite mellon, Watermelon, the Sugar Melon or the cantaloupe! the 3 way melon battle!!!!!!!!!!
^ Failure to vote will cause a Big Foot to force you to de flea him.. OH NO!!!!!!!
"One of these is not like the others"
Howdy Texas!
If Back to the Future Were Made Today, Marty Would Travel Back to 1996
In the original 1985 film, Marty McFly is accidentally sent 30 years into the past to 1955. Apply that same gap to 2026, and he’d land in 1996—a world of Scream, Space Jam, Nintendo 64, the Macarena and dial-up internet. Somehow, the ’90s are now as far in the past as the ’50s were when Back to the Future came out.
That storm was a pain in the assets. Power is back. People have stopped trying to kill themselves on carbon monoxide from portable generators. I had no idea there were still people ignorant enough to put those things in attached garages and enclosed patios. St. Darwin was robbed this time, but it was close.
and for the sequel he would be in 2056 since they went to 2015 in the second film exactly 30 years as well
So I have a theory on that...
It feels like a weirdly difference in time because of our relative age. Like to Zoomers and Alphas 1996 feels exactly as long ago as 1955 felt to us because their relative age at the time they started forming opinions was so dispersed. To put another way... When your 5, 30 years ago feels like a *really* long time ago, because to you it is. That's 6x how long you've been allive, an unimaginable amount of time to a kid that young.
The older you get though, time itself becomes less time relative to your age. 5 years to a 10 year old is still a long time (that's half your life) but to a 30 year old, that's only a 6th of your life.
The reason it feels wierd to us that the difference between 1950 and 1980 is the same difference between 2020's and 1990's is because when we formed our main perception about the 1950's it was a huge difference in time for our relative age, but our relative time compared to 1990's only gets smaller.
The next stop on our road trip is the Sooner State.
First song is Red River Valley as sung by Marty Robbins
https://youtu.be/ezJkRDQmL2Y?is=ld98JhQX_DQYzznZ
And of course we had to pick Oklahoma from the Rogers and Hamerstein musical
https://youtu.be/ZbrnXl2gO_k?is=fgWo_TS8_rZIJfPV
Thursday is Oregon. Next weel we visit Pennsylvania and Rhode Island. Get your guesses in now.
Pretty sure most folks have heard one of the Pennsylvania songs as it was featured in a popular film from the early 90s.
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