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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 78thMost Valuable International Artwork: 207thLargest Gambling Industry: 427th
The Famous Wing Chun Grandmaster of
Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone
A Hand Used For Attack Serves Also To Parry
Emperor Yip Kai Man
Influence
Duckspeaker
Governor
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Yip Man

Population24.744 billion

CapitalFoshan
LeaderEmperor Yip Kai Man
FaithBuddhism

CurrencyWing Chun Yuan
AnimalRed Panda

The Famous Wing Chun Grandmaster of Yip Man is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Yip Kai Man with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.744 billion Foshanites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Social Policy, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foshan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Foshanite economy, worth a remarkable 4,672 trillion Wing Chun Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 188,849 Wing Chun Yuan, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,079,830 per year while the poor average 15,972, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, billions of Wing Chun Yuan are being blown on orbital weapons development, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, and the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Yip Man's mid-life crisis. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yip Man's national animal is the Red Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Yip Man is ranked 290,741st in the world and 15th in Foshan Mars Colony for Safest, scoring 3.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 78thMost Valuable International Artwork: 207thLargest Gambling Industry: 427thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 883rdHighest Crime Rates: 996thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,433rdLargest Black Market: 1,696thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,982ndMost Primitive: 2,076thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,189thMost Armed: 2,299thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,641stTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,004thMost Avoided: 3,117thHighest Economic Output: 3,787thMost Efficient Economies: 4,460thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,805thLargest Retail Industry: 4,808thMost Cultured: 5,235thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,686thLargest Populations: 8,476thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,746thMost Secular: 10,639thMost Inclusive: 10,869thHighest Food Quality: 11,273rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,209thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,605thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 22,795thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,584thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,280thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,767thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,159thLargest Mining Sector: 27,264th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Yip Man's influence in Foshan Mars Colony rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive, Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Yip Man lodged a message on the Cajetan Regional Message Board.
  • : Yip Man lodged a message on the Esoterique Regional Message Board.
  • : Yip Man lodged a message on the Foshan Mars Colony Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Yip Man, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Yip Man's mid-life crisis.
  • : Yip Man lodged a message on the Cajetan Regional Message Board.
  • : Yip Man lodged a message on the Cajetan Regional Message Board.
  • : Yip Man lodged a message on the Esoterique Regional Message Board.

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