Governor: 
The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
WA Delegate (non-executive): 
The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected )
Founder: 
The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.
The Heartland contains 9 nations, the 2,010th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Lowest Crime Rates in The Heartland
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Dominion of Crystal Palais | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]” | |
| 2. |  The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!” | |
| 3. |  The United Republic of East Klent | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Herconia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas” | |
| 5. |  The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Sempre Nāstic” | |
| 6. | The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Moderation In All Things” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Territories of Austrivum | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Forward.” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.” | |
| 9. |  The People's New Democracy of West Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Bless our democracy and our's only! (Or else!)” |
Regional Happenings
- : The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia rejected The Smelly Fart's request for regional embassies.
- :
The FART WIZARD of Fartmaster Q of the region The Smelly Fart proposed constructing embassies.
- :
The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia rejected Ziemia's request for regional embassies.
- :
The United Kingdoms of Grays Harbor of the region Ziemia proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia ceased to exist.
- : The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia arrived from Balder.
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The United Kingdom of Corlithia departed this region for Council of Asia.
- : The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia removed
The Empire of Catsarecute from the regional ban list.
- : The Empire of Catsarecute departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
The Heartland Regional Message Board
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Better luck next year?
Happy new year 😂
East Klent and Ineptia
Happy new year!
Someone gifted me a new flag out of nowhere, too. It's very spiffy.
I am new in the region who should I endorse?
Wow, the penalty for politics is harsh.
But seriously, happy new year, you all. I don't know how much longer I'll be around, but I hope this year is better for you all than the last!
Happy new year!
Grays Harbor is back in the game 😲
He left for Texas years ago, once his puppets left the regions nations dropped by half 🤣
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