The United Kingdoms of Grays Harbor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Paul-Emil II with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 39.229 billion Harberians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberdeen. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Harberian economy, worth a remarkable 9,321 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,627 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The endangered saltwater humpback Imperial Eagle is only seen in captivity programs, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, even secular Harberians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", and selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grays Harbor's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Harberian Catholic.

Grays Harbor is ranked 3,020^th in the world and 1^st in Ziemia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 130.12 law-abiding acts per hour.