by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 52ndLargest Populations: 55th
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of
Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies
Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?
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Population39.846 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 39.846 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 15,667 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 393,202 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

NewTexans seem to be catching more chills, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and the fate of the world literally rests on Big Tex's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 245,284th in the world and 191st in Texas for Most Primitive, scoring -1178.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 52ndLargest Populations: 55thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 83rdFattest Citizens: 85thLargest Gambling Industry: 125thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 146thMost Avoided: 147thHighest Economic Output: 158thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 169thHighest Disposable Incomes: 272ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 274thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 315thLargest Information Technology Sector: 348thHighest Crime Rates: 360thMost Armed: 375thRudest Citizens: 380thMost Scientifically Advanced: 395thLargest Mining Sector: 454thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 460thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 537thHighest Poor Incomes: 592ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 645thLargest Publishing Industry: 648thHighest Average Incomes: 831stMost Cultured: 974thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,022ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,159thLargest Retail Industry: 1,195thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,203rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,395thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,637thSmartest Citizens: 1,856thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,265thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,727thLargest Black Market: 3,423rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,373rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,586thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,379thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,799thTop
Most Politically Free: 16,454thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,802ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,318thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,225th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the region

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