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Largest Mining Sector: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thLargest Insurance Industry: 29th
The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population38.801 billion

CapitalGreater Brightonburg City
LeaderKaiser Janos II
FaithOrange Catholic

CurrencyGold or Silver Krona
AnimalWild Boar

The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of public education, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.801 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 18,928 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 487,832 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,237,699 per year while the poor average 28,153, a ratio of 115 to 1.

It's not mass murder when the government does it, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Kaiser Janos II For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Kaiser Janos II's supporters, prematurely retired barristers twitch in anxiety when they talk about their courtroom experiences, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 102,518th in the world and 34th in One big Island for Largest Governments, scoring 13.15 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thLargest Insurance Industry: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 54thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 55thMost Primitive: 69thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 83rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 84thMost Avoided: 89thHighest Economic Output: 90thFattest Citizens: 95thMost Devout: 98thMost Ignorant Citizens: 111thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 111thHighest Disposable Incomes: 122ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 161stMost Corrupt Governments: 187thLargest Retail Industry: 212thLargest Agricultural Sector: 240thHighest Average Incomes: 360thLargest Populations: 401stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 411thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,071stMost Armed: 1,298thRudest Citizens: 1,860thLargest Black Market: 2,280thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,487thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,688thMost Influential: 6,183rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,957thMost Efficient Economies: 9,492ndMost Conservative: 11,028thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,377thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,615thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,148th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the region

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