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Barbaria RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Federal States of Rekua (elected )

Founder: The Hyperborean Empire of Vostag

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EXECUTIVE:
Chief Executive:
Thor Odinson Vostag

REGIONAL DELEGATE:
Chancellor: Quji Da'Jar of Rekua Elect: June. 5

BARBARIAN MINISTRIES:
Foreign Affairs Minister: Luther Hulburg of Malulota Elect: May. 30
Domestic Affairs Minister: Zoe Astratas of Athant Elect: May. 23
Defense Minister: Luis Deldelapoe of Tritra Elect: May. 13
Communications Minister: Bud Moore of Hedra Elect: May. 17



Embassies: The Illuminati, Coalition of Sovereign Nations, The Dirt Alliance, REGION OF HONOR, Eladen, Scandinavia, Wyndia, Imperial Russian Empire, The Bar on the corner of every region, Grand Central, Solar Alliance, Yarnia, Avadam Inn, Arconian Empire, Official European Union, Hollow Point, and 149 others.Regionless, United States of America, Sikh Empire, Ozzy, The Republic Nations, International Debating Area, The Great Universe, Gypsy Lands, The Vast, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, The Milky Way Galaxy, Trump, East Asian Dominion, Region of Heroes, Union of Nationalists, Altmora, Austro Hungarian Empire, Novo Brasil, Despotic Europe, The Alliance of Dictators, Imperial Fatherland, The Alterran Republic, The Fallout Wasteland, Azerupt, United Imperial Union, Free Market Federation, Eastern Roman Empire, Brasil, The Rose Garden, Zentari, The Empire of Friendship, Japan, Kylden, Haiku, Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, Groland, Farkasfalka, The Reunited Resistance Against Liberals, Arctic, Golden Dragons, Lardyland, Australia, The Sands, United Fascist Workers Association, Region Name, Fredonia, League Of Allied Powers, The Holy Reich of Greater Germania, Turkic Union, Pax Britannia, Emirates of Futurnia, Atonement of Harmony, The Commonwealth of Crowns, nasunia, Sunalaya, The Dank Meme Alliance, Commonwealth States, Prince Edward Island, The Persian Empire, Empire of Andrew, The Savage Garden, The Parliamentary Union of Nations, The Moderate Alliance, Imperial Catholic Alliance, Crystal Empire, Pontbridge Islands, The Sea Of Love, Portugal, Union of Allied States, HoH SiS, Jakarta, Happy Utopia, The Confederacy Of Kishkhat, International sovereignty pact, Capitalist Paradise, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, Ozymandium, Northern Africa, ACA, The United Coalition of Nation States, Non Aligned Movement, Australialia, United Christian Empires of the West, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, France, fluffy squishfish, The Cormorant Pact, Chicken overlords, The Interdimensional Community, The Flying Fishes Bait Shop, HALO UNIVERSE, The Reich, Glass Gallows, Union of Justice, The Assembly of Sovereign Nations, Steam Islands, Mad Land of the Mad Madmen, Oneid, Commonwealth of Mankind, Krasnaya, Albosiac, The Seventh Reich, Sivella, Jeffreys Pocket Multiverse, Deeds of Men, Click Here, New Reich of Bunicken, The great german lands, Organization of United Sovereign States, Reddit, International Society of Julius Evola, Dispatchia, Minnesota, Iowa, Illinois, Missouri, South Dakota, Nebraska, Pecan Sandies, 1st Epitome United, Genua, The Cult of PCHS, BCHS, Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom, First World Order, New World Union, ITALIA, Empire Overlords, Celestian Prosperity Sphere, Weffle, Lyrali, Palmyra Tudmur, The Defenders of Nations and States, Comet Ping Pong Pizza, Independence Hill, Moomin Valley, Pirate Paradise, The Jewel Nations, free land, Sovereignty Defense Pact, U R N, The Empire of Nova Roma, United Fardelshufflesteins, Great Chuliu Empire, Nghymruian Lands, Asiana, The Grand Dominion, and Imperium of the Wolf.

The embassy with The Moderate Alliance is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

Construction of embassies with Estado Novo has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with Neo Rhomaioi has commenced. Completion expected .

Tags: Anarchist, Anti-Communist, Anti-General Assembly, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Capitalist, Casual, Communist, Conservative, Democratic, Enormous, Fascist, and 24 others.Featured, Free Trade, Imperialist, Independent, Industrial, Isolationist, Liberal, Libertarian, Map, Modern Tech, Monarchist, National Sovereigntist, Neutral, Pacifist, Past Tech, Post-Modern Tech, Regional Government, Role Player, Serious, Social, Socialist, Surreal, Theocratic, and Totalitarian.

Regional Power: Moderate

Barbaria contains 135 nations, the 162nd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Rudest Citizens in Barbaria

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Barbaria is ranked 8,278th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federation of SovernInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Trade. Technology. Unity.”
2.The Hyperborean Empire of VostagNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“In the Gods We Trust”
3.The Armed Republic of InnaveDemocratic Socialists Hell“El conocimiento es poder”
4.The Constitutional Monarchy of Egyptian PharocracyInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Audere est Facere”
5.The Republic of South CarambeCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“Al'Rise Under Warring State!”
6.The Empire of 8-bit DragonsInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Nature does not forgive weakness”
7.The Armed Republic of GarnoaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Hold My Beer”
8.The Kingdom of LetiutinCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Vast ye' coin if you're willing for a risk!”
9.The Confederate States of TritraIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“A Land of Morals.”
10.The State of HelricCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“Risen from Blood and Ink.”
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Recent polls: “Regulation On The Integrity Of Genetic Data - Resolution Vote”“Whats your nations national sport?”

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Barbaria Regional Message Board

IC: It will be known that the Federal Republic of Oreusa will be providing additional supplies for the war effort, at a later date personnel will be dispatched as reinforcements when a more secure foothill is established in inner-Mu.

IC: "A Family-Run Nation"

Mejicanas is a third-world nation, consisted of various climates ranging from its northern deserts, to its tropical southern tip. Because of its ability to grow an intense variant of the Coca plant, which is processed by facilities into cocaine; a common narcotic found being traded through the country, because of a rather convenient legal position; professional processing companies have been able to breed an incredibly addictive and potent 'spice' of cocaine; which today has been already traded between thirty nations in Barbaria. However, due to the extreme competitiveness of the business, many businesses become militant in eliminating the competition. There are also no laws against how businesses may compete in the country, regardless it being violent or not.

Because of Mejicana's position in the world, as its literal supplier; the imaginable wealth that comes with it, also provides a political and social cost. The government is so tied to the drug cartels, that it is completely saturated in corruption. The police handle those who threaten the free market, crack down on illegal vendors, and protect commercial property from the distresses of society. The wealth gap is widening by the day, with no public safety net in place.

After decades of guided competition, and all-out cartel war breaks out, with the end result of one company being able to be the sole provider of cocaine. So long as the rest of Barbaria continues to feed the mouth that's rapidly growing in size. It can even be said that many countries today sponsor a side in the war, in return for trade benefits and present contracts on discounted goods, and provided distribution.

The war rages on...

"Welcome to Icult, Barbaria!" a whisper enters your hearing. Suddenly a man appears in the gathering of representatives. "The Listener is pleased to finally have his homeland represented, despite our ways being a bit 'introverted', the Listener can assure you that more information will be given to you momentarily. Please stand by."

Icult wrote:"Welcome to Icult, Barbaria!" a whisper enters your hearing. Suddenly a man appears in the gathering of representatives. "The Listener is pleased to finally have his homeland represented, despite our ways being a bit 'introverted', the Listener can assure you that more information will be given to you momentarily. Please stand by."

OOC: I swear people on this site, are becoming more, and more creative by the day.

Icult wrote:"Welcome to Icult, Barbaria!" a whisper enters your hearing. Suddenly a man appears in the gathering of representatives. "The Listener is pleased to finally have his homeland represented, despite our ways being a bit 'introverted', the Listener can assure you that more information will be given to you momentarily. Please stand by."

IC: The representative from Sovern looks and points, "Is that Jerry Seinfeld from 'Seinfeld'?"

IC: Tasmanian Invasion:
With the allied victory in Maxtopia and the allied occupation of Maxtopia secured after several weeks of work the plans for the invasion of nearby Tasmania are underway. The UTF force consisting of forces from Vostag, The Berber states, Tritra, Malulota, and the Greater Viking Empire have reformed off the coast of Maxtopia and make the short journey to Tasmania. The invasion of Tasmania via its Southeastern coast is underway.

Vostag wrote:IC: Tasmanian Invasion:
With the allied victory in Maxtopia and the allied occupation of Maxtopia secured after several weeks of work the plans for the invasion of nearby Tasmania are underway. The UTF force consisting of forces from Vostag, The Berber states, Tritra, Malulota, and the Greater Viking Empire have reformed off the coast of Maxtopia and make the short journey to Tasmania. The invasion of Tasmania via its Southeastern coast is underway.

IC: The Vikings remaining 230 warships, divided into three combat fleets, take the lead in the campaign. Their frontal charge insists they wish to lead the invasion on Tasmania.

Vostag wrote:IC: Tasmanian Invasion:
With the allied victory in Maxtopia and the allied occupation of Maxtopia secured after several weeks of work the plans for the invasion of nearby Tasmania are underway. The UTF force consisting of forces from Vostag, The Berber states, Tritra, Malulota, and the Greater Viking Empire have reformed off the coast of Maxtopia and make the short journey to Tasmania. The invasion of Tasmania via its Southeastern coast is underway.

IC: The newly-positioned Admiral of the participating fleets in the campaign, Arnold Von Gesdard IV. flanks around the Viking lead, insuring that the march is wide enough to prevent an encirclement, a strategy that was used by his predecessor.

The Malulotan ships are heavily-armed, and incredibly fortified with Malulotan steel, however; this slows the ships ability to disengage, retreat, or out-move the enemy in combat, that is why flanking is such a critical move, considering an early motion would allow a steady advance, and firm defense. Therefore, the Malulotan forces stay close to the allied forces, closing the gap between the warzone and the first attack.

Vostag wrote:IC: Tasmanian Invasion:
With the allied victory in Maxtopia and the allied occupation of Maxtopia secured after several weeks of work the plans for the invasion of nearby Tasmania are underway. The UTF force consisting of forces from Vostag, The Berber states, Tritra, Malulota, and the Greater Viking Empire have reformed off the coast of Maxtopia and make the short journey to Tasmania. The invasion of Tasmania via its Southeastern coast is underway.

IC: Tritra's fleets reduce their speed, and create a gap between their forces and the frontal advance, keeping a safe distance between the Malulotan and Viking warships, and themselves. This was decided, seeing as any engagement would slow the frontal fleets, causing a possible collision and other mistakes if a sudden defense slows the forces down in time for engagement. Instead, the Tritran forces use their long-range ships for support, and its lighter forces along their flanks to protect them, and provide any immediate reinforcements for the frontal assault.

Hedra wrote:The newly acclaimed Emperor of the Imperial Federation of Hedra welcomes the leaders

“Hello; Bonjour; Hallo; Hej; Ciao; γεια and Olá,

Thank you all for coming to Hedra on such short notice, please make yourselves confortable and Your Majesty King Vigur is welcome to attend this summit and even though I admire your patriotism please try to control yourself and later on we may discuss Trijonian affairs.” Tybolt says and takes his seat. “I believe you are all aware of my intentions and reasons for requesting this summit but if you do not, here it is: on behalf of my nation I would like to apologize to all of you and to the people you represent for all the troubles and issues Hedra has caused for mainly the last one and a half century. Hedra betrayed a century old alliance when we declared war on Celephais; we clashed time and time again with Stalclaft; helped Subspais during the occupation of Athant in the Second Great War; etc. I consider those and many more actions of it’s kind to be completely repulsive and unnacceptable, and I know that I am not the only to think like that. So again on behalf of my nation and people who chose me to represent them, I apologize. I know that words will not heal the wounds on our relationship therefore I promise to work for Rodinian unity and the improvement of relations of the nations that make up our continent.

I know that Hedran culture differs a lot from the cultures from your countries and I must say I am proud of that, each one of our cultures differs from one another even though we all share a continent. Our national identities only add more diversity to Rodinia and broadens the definition of what it means to be Rodinian. It is true that some cultures are often destined to clash but that is part of how things go, the best and right to do is to overcome those differences and be cordial to one another and leave our disputes to be solved peacefully or during sport matches.

Let us all take a moment to reflect on the great history of our continent. Remember the days when Rodinia dictate most of the world affairs through our vast colonial empires when our forefathers sat on a meeting room table and carved up continents and declared ownership of several colonies; we had some of the world’s most famous historical figures that set the terms for the empires that we would eventually become; they either praised or spit on our names; and we helped to define what the world is today. Rodinia is a great continent in so many ways that it brings me great joy to see Hedra, at this very moment, ‘returning home’ after decades of self-imposed isolation.

I hope that all of you can find the place in your minds and hearts not just to forgive but to see this moment as the starting point for a more united Rodinia.

Thank you; Merci; Danke; Tack; Grazie; σας ευχαριστώ and Obrigado.”

IC: President Macaroon delivers his remarks in the traditional Subspaisian way: through mime.

*Unintelligible hand gesturing*

Despite no translation being available, everyone seems to get the idea that Subspais accepts the Hedran apology and wishes them peace and prosperity. Or something like that. Or maybe not. Who honestly knows?

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