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Today's World Census Report
The Rudest Citizens in The Monarchy alliance
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, The Monarchy alliance is ranked 8,958th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
|1.||The Help Me I'm Lost of Canogally||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists||“It's not easy being green.”|
|2.||The Wild Investment Corporation of Cervelat||Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone||“Contented with little yet wishing for more.”|
|3.||The Royal Republic of The North Atlantic Provinces||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists||“Fides, Rex Et Scientia”|
|4.||The Patriotic-Military Republic of Loxenia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists||“One life, one person, one country”|
|5.||The Federation of The Greater Russian Federation||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists||“Long Live The Motherland!”|
|6.||The Provisional Administration of Kingdom Of Casetaria||Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship||“May our Gods save us, for we are doomed.”|
|7.||The Kaiserreich of Tuirsland||Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship||“Si vis Pacem, para Bellum”|
|8.||The Kingdom of Czaedom of Bulgaria||Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People||“Bravery, integrity, intelligence”|
|9.||The Holy Empire of Holy Roman Empires2||Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce||“To change to future, you must remember the past”|
|10.||The Constitutional Monarchy of The First Russian Empire||Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters||“God Is With Us”|
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The Monarchy alliance Regional Message Board
King Eldarien sat upon the White Throne of the High King of the Reunited Kingdom, at the top of the white marble steps. The Queen's throne empty next to it, and the Stewards Black Throne at the bottom. Statues of the Kings of times past lined the walls, with Fountain Guards at attention along the wall.
"Rise Sir Roderick and Squire Alexander. How may i help thou Ambassadors? Do thee have the letter of my messanger he should have sent back? I must know where to send supplies for building an embassy, and how many diplomatic staff and guards and the sort,"
Sir Roderick nodded
"Ah yes, your, erm majesty, your presence and to be basked in it is more than enough. Messenger? Did we get a message?"
he looked at Alexander who was quietly taking the opportunity to swing some wine much to Rodericks displeasure
"No, no we uh took the long route."
"Right, the long route, and must have missed him. Well, eight guards should be more than enough as we know our way well around a sword. Eight hundred golden stags I believe is proper, but let us not rob of you before we give you our gift."
Alexander takes out a small encrusted Jewel with the letter 'E' and presents it to the king
Magnacia RP: A Journey of Love, Pt. 2
"On one condition!" exclaimed Makalon,
"Ugh, what is it then?" said King Fillep, annoyed and tired,
"That you will let me attend your wedding!"
"What purpose will it serve? I selected you as my chancellor to work on behalf of me, your King, only for you to go to the place I am going?!"
"Well, it's only for a day!"
"Well, yes, the wedding's only a day, but the journey takes weeks! How do you expect to travel 1,291 kilometers in a day?"
"Well, my horse, Eyeflash can travel up to a hundred kilometers in two hours,"
"Well then, if your horse is as fast as you say, that would still take up to two days from and to!"
"Well, I expect to leave a week after you left, Fillep!"
"Oh yeah? We would start the journey tomorrow and would arrive on Berandi two weeks later!"
"Well, I'll leave after two weeks, sire,"
"Alright, alright, you shall come!"
The next day, Marius Makalon was awoken by the galloping sound of the horses and the horsemen's shouting. He stood by his window, gazing below where he saw a golden carriage going below the Balcony Door until it was no longer visible, he then proceeded to take a bath that took almost an hour. He proceeded downstairs to the Main Hall, where he joined the King for breakfast (eggs, honey-cured bacon, ham, roasted chicken, coffee, tea and milk, and, of course, rice). The King, when Makalon arrived, was already dressed in his silk suit, and is reading The Story of Sir Robin battling the Three-Headed Knight.
"Good Morning, Sire!" said Makalon, breaking the silence,
"Please, we're alone, Mar!"
"But, what about them?" wisphered Makalon while pointing at the Footmen,
"Oh, don't bother, they don't mind, do you, Jo?"
"Uh, no, Sire!" said one of the footmen,
"Right, Fillep, my first agenda for today is to summon the Royal Council and the Minister of Foreign Affairs, to check on our status in the world"
"OK, might I suggest that you also summon the Minister of Arms, since I heard a rumor that the Abroreans are planning to attack us,"
"Right-o," Makalon said, scribbling on his parchment with his pen,
"Now, let's eat! Put those things away, Jo!"
The two ate and talked about personal things until the King was reminded of the time, at which he immediately rushed through the Gallery and into the Balcony Door, where he entered the 1209 State Carriage, with food scraps still in his mouth. The Carriage, followed by another carriage carrying baggage and several horsemen patrolling the front and behind of the trail, rushed through the East Gates and into the Byriver Gate of the City. It took them three hours to reach the outskirts of Ginlakbayan, where they would get additional supplies before leaving the country.
Meanwhile, back at Kataasan, Makalon had already proved to the Royal Council his ability to govern and lead them and had confirmed that the High Kingdom is seen as a great power by everyone around the known world. The Minister of Arms, Joseph Babenburg had, in fact, denied the possibility of an Abrorean invasion of the Coral Islands in the West Sea, but had strongly pressed in invading the weakened Mogunillsa Kingdom (which I assume is Shipgod). It took the Chancellor and the Minister of Arms the whole day to plan out the possible invasion of the weekend Mogunillsans.
The King's Company had already reached the nearest settlement of Vuklan, a mere 50 KM from Ginlakbayan. The people were not very welcoming, in a sense that they've prepared a 1,000-strong army at their furthest border, but had been mowed down by flintlocks of the Horsemen and Footmen, after which, they've burned the settlement for their insubordination.
Eldarien hops up of the throne to walk down the steps, accepting the Jewel when he reached the bottom.
“A jewel of Emerald. For this I thank you. I shall have it broken into multiple pieces, and have those used to create the fine gems used in rings of myself and my family. I’m sure my daughters will especially love them. As for the messenger, his name is Bergill. I sent him to your capital? He should have sent back a Letter, explaining the status of our treaties, aswell as details on our embassy. I will have a staff of diplomats, guards and workers gathered to work at it, and a convoy of supplies to build it. Anyway, I will have a large sized building on the Fifth level assigned to you, for use as your residences and as an embassy. I can have guards and workers assigned to your and the embassy, unless you wish for a raider to be sent back to your homeland to request some of your own peoples. Oh! I nearly forgot! What deal was agreed on anyway?”
Magnacia RP: A Journey of Love, Pt. 3
It had been 3 days since the King's Company left for Berandi, they have encountered several fortresses made by the Dakbanwa, refilled its supplies at Base Marshall, a mere 200 KM from Ginlakbayan, and had passed through several polities, yet, the King's Company is still far away. Fillep called his Herald, Joan van Garaald, and ordered her to send a letter to the Queen, which is also a thousand kilometers from Berandi:
I have traveled more than 500 KM from Ginlakbayan, and I am already impatient to see you and kiss your pink lips. I hope that you are also impatient and had been traveling too,
From your only King,"
Hours later, after van Garaald had left and after the sun had set, the King's Company had set up camp near Mount Veridian, where they had planned to stay for the night. On the King's tent, he invited all of his staff to join him for dinner, (roasted chicken, buttered corn, rice, cheese, wine, and beer) where they discussed the natives they passed through, the news from the High Kingdom, and places they've passed through.
The King had sent his staff to their individual tents to sleep, but, unlike them, he still cannot sleep without reading his favorite book, The Brave Chickening of Sir Robin, which was the 9th book about Sir Robin during his quest for the Holy Grail. He read and read for hours until he had realized that it was cold, snowing and the sun rising. He stepped outside, stretching his feets and arms, while shivering, he then saw that two footmen were sleeping, sitting against their guns, the King threw two snowballs, at which awoken the footmen, alarmed and pointing their arms before realizing that their King is laughing at them, in which they respond by laughing and throwing snowballs at the other footmen, doing the same thing. The entire encampment was awoken and played with snowballs, before realizing that they were running late, at which they rushed back to their tents and changed their sleeping gowns to their uniforms and leaving the tents for the servants to deal with.
While heading to Point Makalon, another fortress, the Company had encountered a merchant selling children for 10 Ducats, at which the King had refused, leading to the merchant's reaction damaging one of the horses.
By the end of two days, the Company had traveled a total of 800 KM, and would travel four hundred kilometers more before reaching Berandi.
Roderick listened carefully at this, not wanting to make a mistake in his appearance and response. He took some time to think out his response before saying
"Majesty it pleases me to see you so pleased, and the treaties to be signed between Your Majesty and Her Majesty Gwen Queen of the crown lands on commerical trade on silks and fabrics, as well as elven goods- items which you have a monopoly of? Its simply a chance for our traders to trade with yours, paying appropriate taxes of course. We were also taken to discuss the taxes on our traders, what are they to be?"
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As Gwen's royal procession nears Berandi, her ladies of the court and especially herself and prepared. Plum pudding and olive oil are rubbed on their skin to make it smoother, along with their own designated necklaces being put on them.
Most of the ladies of the court have either sapphires or rubies, but the queen has two necklaces of petals from the south- rubber finely and liberally with olive oil to make them shine.
In the final few miles the queen puts on her dress, and spends the final twenty minutes of her journey in near silence, keeping her figure. When she does reach her destination, her elegant dress is held by her ladies in waiting as the servants prepare shade for them to wait for the Kings arrival- bringing wine and cards as well for the wait.