The Holy Christmas Wonderland of Pathonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Augusta Kossulminus with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 8.804 billion Pathonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiklinginion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pathonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,893 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 328,633 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, increasing numbers of children in Pathonia have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pathonia's national animal is the Vampire, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goldnchickenism.

Pathonia is ranked 41,564^th in the world and 294^th in the Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 79.56 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.