The Federal Republic of Klothia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 534 million Klothians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klothia City. The average income tax rate is 53.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Klothian economy, worth 58.7 trillion Klothian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,865 Klothian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klothia's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Klothia is ranked 91,185^th in the world and 622^nd in the Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,009.63 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.