The Dictatorship of Soren Federation is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 326 million Soren Federationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Mordo. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Soren Federationian economy, worth 30.5 trillion Sorels a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,678 Sorels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, nobody wants to know how the sausage is made, and Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soren Federation's national animal is the Soren Cangcrest Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Soren Federation is ranked 11,823^rd in the world and 185^th in the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,911.84 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.