The Tadlı Fedar̄æscan of Fokstrot is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Wılsan with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 1.097 billion Tadlıas are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keltıska. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Fokstrat economy, worth 92.7 trillion Scanrıs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,506 Scanrıs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Fokstrot" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fokstrot's national animal is the Veeŋet uunıcuurrn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cræsctina.

Fokstrot is ranked 96,463^rd in the world and 666^th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,798.68 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.