The Franco Revolutionary Nation of Warrior Thorin is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Vladimir Tito with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.517 billion Warrior Thorinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warrior Thorin City. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warrior Thorinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,935 trillion Francoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,713 Francoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrior Thorin's national animal is the Chromatic Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Francoism.

Warrior Thorin is ranked 4,240^th in the world and 114^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.52 law-abiding acts per hour.