The Democratic States of La Mismidad is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and digital currency. The compassionate, devout population of 4.433 billion La Mismidadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polaquitos. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La Mismidadian economy, worth 610 trillion politikons a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,777 politikons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, and it turns out that trees grow on politikons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Mismidad's national animal is the Búho, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Católico.

La Mismidad is ranked 304,473^rd in the world and 2,867^th in the Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.04 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.