The Dedicated Pacifican of Wrangleria is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Civil Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.716 billion Wranglerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menoca. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wranglerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,437 trillion Uremba or Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 208,034 Uremba or Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, businesses are required to round down their profits, the government is giving peace a chance, and weekends are spent tilting at windmills. Crime is totally unknown. Wrangleria's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nyzonism.

Wrangleria is ranked 2,528^th in the world and 56^th in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 234 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.