The Federal Republic of Solismosion is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by President Soliro with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.847 billion Solismosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solibria. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Solismosian economy, worth 890 trillion solis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,459 solis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, the government forces Solismosians to eat their vegetables, and the gravy train is chugging along on a new track. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solismosion's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Solismosion is ranked 275,216^th in the world and 2,747^th in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.