The Empire of Agent P is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Perry with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.914 billion Agent Pians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danville. The average income tax rate is 27.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Agent Pian economy, worth 79.5 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,523 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', mathematicians are hated by children across the country, and Perry's personal home is one of the Pacific's most notorious party destinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agent P's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Agent P is ranked 60,332^nd in the world and 725^th in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.