The Divine Monarchy of Elysiana Realm is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Elliana with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 5.309 billion Elysians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poyo. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elysian economy, worth 886 trillion Divinas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,960 Divinas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Air Elysiana Realm is rumored to receive more government funding than the Elysian Air Force, sporting events are the biggest source of funding for Elysian schools, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elysiana Realm's national animal is the Starmite, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Golden Bond.

Elysiana Realm is ranked 305,023^rd in the world and 2,862^nd in the Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.02 Obesity Rate.