The Empire of Novus Imperium Romanum Borealis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Imperator Aureliano with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate population of 4.205 billion Romans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvador. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roman economy, worth 611 trillion reais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,341 reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", baby formula has some strange packaging, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novus Imperium Romanum Borealis's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Novus Imperium Romanum Borealis is ranked 259,456^th in the world and 2,528^th in the Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.06 Obesity Rate.