The Islanders of Lilli Lands is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lilli Ka'aihue with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, devout population of 1.589 billion Lilli citizens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 'Aina o nā Honu. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lilli economy, worth 83.6 trillion kālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 52,641 kālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babies are a small but significant export, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Lilli Ka'aihue's throne, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lilli Lands's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Honu Akua obviously.

Lilli Lands is ranked 41,180^th in the world and 939^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.22 law-abiding acts per hour.