Population | 485 million |
Currency | franc |
Animal | Eagle |
The Kingdom of Philippinessss is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 485 million Philippinessssians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.6%.
The powerhouse Philippinessssian economy, worth 42.2 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,077 francs, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom, and the central government is trying to keep things flowing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philippinessss's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Philippinessss is ranked 80,996th in the world and 1,792nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.4 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Philippinessss was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic.
- : Following new legislation in Philippinessss, the central government is trying to keep things flowing.
- : Following new legislation in Philippinessss, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom.
- : Philippinessss was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Philippinessss, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
- : Following new legislation in Philippinessss, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies.
- : Following new legislation in Philippinessss, royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do".
- : Philippinessss's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Philippinessss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Philippinessss, evidence-based arguments can be arrestable offenses.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 101 » Ever Testing, Volaworand, Drystar, Goldnation, Curlyhoward, Land Without Shrimp, Ebonhand, Differences-In-Differences, ANuadh, Eleuthelrium, Great Lothian, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Wehraboos, Bawkie, Emagination, Asarana, America Gone Wrong, Belschaft, Aidenfieeld, HawkoFon, The Free Falklands, The Filippinas, East Endia, Tsunamy, Eastern Doncaster, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Blipp, PenguinPies, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, The Solar System Scope, Bear Connors Paradiso, Kiasu-ism, Southern Numenor, Sporaltryus, Oreo States, Amerion, Nakayo, Calistan, Pepperton, Bohenia, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, New Maxta, Linden Oak, Pamela And Hepatitis, Jehenna, Havenwelle, Tepertopia, Anglischland Kaiserreich, A leftover country, and 51 others.The Two Jerseys, Isokenzar, Nova Montron, Seythennia, Eastern Juble Lux, Emiton, Antarctic Empires, Atomic Garden, Tioloman, Darakin, Great Scapula, Explodeingtnt, Great Andora, Soem, Rebel-topia, Ugranda, Walloonia, Skwar, North Kanuckistan, Jontum, Maeiland, The real Ireland, Yellunstryer, Sedunn, Nyitrai, United Allied Systems Nations, Unielvan Millorvium, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Aurcania, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, Altnavia, Lilli Lands, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Farelonia, Mardunia, Hacrela, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Poguelands, BEEstreetz, 7 Trees, Stelmund, Eastern Bahia, Sanden, Gwandalis, Chernaya Zvezda, Karatengisa, and New Amerikan Republic.