The Republic of Emiton is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Doral with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 34.835 billion Nevians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevia. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Emitonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,394 trillion jockoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,576 jockoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, nations that kill a Nevian can expect a strongly worded letter, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Emitonian Embarrassments, and major cities run on potato batteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiton's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emiton is ranked 55,503^rd in the world and 1,122^nd in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,544.81 on the Gilded Widget Scale.