The Empire of Empire of Pekoland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by HRH Princess Usada Pekora with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate population of 2.208 billion Nousagis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoshinova. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nousagi economy, worth 244 trillion Ninjins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 110,693 Ninjins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Pekoland's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tsukimi Burger.

Empire of Pekoland is ranked 15,986^th in the world and 347^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.23 law-abiding acts per hour.