The Most Serene Republic of Venezia Pacifica is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Enrico Dándolo with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.583 billion Veneziani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Venezia. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Venezian economy, worth a remarkable 1,372 trillion Grossoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 181,016 Grossoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, the Venezian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'. Crime is totally unknown. Venezia Pacifica's national animal is the Lion of Saint Mark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unitarianism.

Venezia Pacifica is ranked 1,174^th in the world and 33^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 338.74 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.