The Queendom of Haya-Nagatoro is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and zero percent divorce rate. The cynical population of 173 million Haya-Nagatoroans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Haya-Nagatoroan economy, worth 13.9 trillion pengins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,494 pengins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and economic planning is exalted as a human art form. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haya-Nagatoro's national animal is the Senpai, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Haya-Nagatoro is ranked 42,486^th in the world and 1,051^st in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 38.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.